Nu må I se at komme ind i kampen

Falck · Indlæg af **Falck** » 07 mar 2008 11:14

Når man nu sidder her på jobbet og "ikke har så travlt enda", og skal have dagen til at løbe lidt hurtigere, så kan det da ikke være rigtigt at der kun kommer 2 indlæg en hel formiddag. NU MÅ I ALTSÅ KOMME IND I KAMPEN.
2 indlæg, ja idag var der ikke endgang nogen der ville fortælle om hvad de har lavet, ja selv cafeen havde låst døren, så ingen morgen sluder her.
Og desuden har jeg glemt at få min madpakke med på jobbet, den ligger hjemme på køkkenbordet.....ÆV.....

Klaus · Indlæg af **Klaus** » 07 mar 2008 11:21

Her er en til dig så Falck:

>
> Top Ten Reasons Not To Wave.
>
> Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
>
> 10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
> 9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
> 8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
> 7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
> 6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
> 5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new
> Harley.
> 4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is
> partially owned by Honda.
> 3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their
> ears like everyone else.
> 2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand
> on spiked helmet.
> 1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift
> their arms.
>
>
> Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Riders Don't Wave Back
>
> 10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene
> gesture.
> 9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
> 8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise
> arm.
> 7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
> 6. The espresso machine just finished.
> 5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
> 4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories
> dealer.
> 3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
> 2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height,
> programmable CD player, seat temperature, and satellite navigation system.
> 1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.
>
>
> Top Ten Reasons Why Sportbikers Riders Riders Don't Wave Back
>
> 10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to.
> 9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and
> respond.
> 8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear.
> 7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of the
> socket.
> 6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
> 5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't want
> to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
> 4. Their skin tight-kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent
> any position other than fetal.
> 3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
> 2. It's too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
> 1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.
>
>
> Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Riders Don't Wave Back
>
> 10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
> 9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form."
> 8. Your bike isn't weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.
> 7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock "comfort" seat.
> 6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod, XM,
> and talking on the cell phone.
> 5. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!
> 4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.
> 3. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.
> 2. You haven't been properly introduced.
> 1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.
>
>
> Sorry, I just felt so inclined to post that for some reason.

Troldmand. · Indlæg af **Troldmand.** » 07 mar 2008 12:03

Falck skrev:Når man nu sidder her på jobbet og "ikke har så travlt enda", og skal have dagen til at løbe lidt hurtigere, så kan det da ikke være rigtigt at der kun kommer 2 indlæg en hel formiddag. NU MÅ I ALTSÅ KOMME IND I KAMPEN.
2 indlæg, ja idag var der ikke endgang nogen der ville fortælle om hvad de har lavet, ja selv cafeen havde låst døren, så ingen morgen sluder her.
Og desuden har jeg glemt at få min madpakke med på jobbet, den ligger hjemme på køkkenbordet.....ÆV.....

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kaptajnen · Indlæg af **kaptajnen** » 07 mar 2008 12:31

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aastrup · Indlæg af **aastrup** » 07 mar 2008 13:12

det må være en ommer

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