Hvor ? Nu har jeg kiggede og kiggede, men jeg kan ikke se det...Brandsen skrev:Halløj i forum,
Jeg ved ikke helt hvordan dette fungerer, men der er vist tale om én eller anden form for
optisk illusion, for hvis man kikker på billedet i ca 5 minutter, så kan man lige pludselig
se et vandfald i baggrunden.
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- Skiveren
- Stoker XV
- 12
- Indlæg: 1287
- Tilmeldt: 12 dec 2011 10:06
- Mit fyr: Ekoheat 1500 :-)
- Areal: 219 m2 i to plan
- Brændsel: 8 mm piller
- Fremviser gerne i postnummer: 9800
- Dagligt forbrug: 3-20 kg
- Årligt forbrug: 7000 kg
- Geografisk sted: Sdr Harritslev (Hjørring)
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Ekoheat 1500 m/ Ekocompress askeskuffe, sat igang den 16/02-2012 :-)
Ekoheat 900 m/ Ekocompress askeskuffe, sat igang den 25/01-2014 :-)
-Hvis du skal bygge nyt, bygge til, bygge om, bygge... www.tegnestuenveksoe.dk
Mvh Skiveren~ Ole Veksø
Ekoheat 900 m/ Ekocompress askeskuffe, sat igang den 25/01-2014 :-)
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- Ulrik
- Redaktør
- 17
- Indlæg: 11103
- Tilmeldt: 09 dec 2006 12:50
- Mit fyr: 10 KW Scotte Mini
- Areal: 96/87 m2
- Brændsel: German Pellets
- Fremviser gerne i postnummer: 5474
- Dagligt forbrug: 11 kilo
- Årligt forbrug: Est. <6 ton
- Geografisk sted: Veflinge, Fyn
- Har takket: 123 gange
- Blevet takket: 141 gange
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Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400. correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400. correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari?
MvH Ulrik©
- Julehund
- Stoker XVI
- 17
- Indlæg: 2192
- Tilmeldt: 12 mar 2007 07:14
- Mit fyr: ivt jordvarme m. 300m turboflex slange
- Areal: 145
- Brændsel: EL
- Fremviser gerne i postnummer: 6990
- Dagligt forbrug: 16 kWh I nov.
- Geografisk sted: Staby
- Kontakt:
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hehe..Ulrik skrev:Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400. correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari?
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- Stoker XVI
- 12
- Indlæg: 1521
- Tilmeldt: 02 feb 2012 02:07
- Mit fyr: Woody 20kw 6.69 m. iltstyring og komp re
- Areal: 170
- Brændsel: piller
- Fremviser gerne i postnummer: 6990
- Geografisk sted: vestjylland, Ulfborg
- Har takket: 15 gange
- Blevet takket: 53 gange
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hvordan sænker en jyde en sjællansk ubåd nemmest.......................
han svømmer ned og banker på lugen
han svømmer ned og banker på lugen
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- Stoker XVIII
- 14
- Indlæg: 4113
- Tilmeldt: 20 nov 2009 17:09
- Mit fyr: Blacksmith Combi Classic 18 / Atmos DC25
- Areal: 182
- Brændsel: Piller, Flis og brænde
- Fremviser gerne i postnummer: 8830
- Geografisk sted: Kvorning, midt mellem Randers og Viborg.
- Har takket: 2 gange
- Blevet takket: 47 gange
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This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'.... The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.
Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win.
What is your name? First only please.'
Contestant: 'Brian.'
DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
Brian: 'Sara.'
DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'
Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'
DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'
Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'
DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'
Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'
Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'
DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'
Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'
DJ: 'Uh huh...'
Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it.
Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.
You listen to this.'
[3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: 'Kinkos.'
DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'
Clerk: 'This is she.'
DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'
Sarah: 'No.'
DJ: 'Good!'
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'
Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'
DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'
DJ: 'What time?'
Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'
DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'
Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'
DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect is manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'
Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'Where did you have it?'
Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'
Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'
DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Well...'
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
Sarah: 'Up the arse.....
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'.... The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.
Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win.
What is your name? First only please.'
Contestant: 'Brian.'
DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
Brian: 'Sara.'
DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'
Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'
DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'
Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'
DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'
Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'
Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'
DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'
Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'
DJ: 'Uh huh...'
Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it.
Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.
You listen to this.'
[3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: 'Kinkos.'
DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'
Clerk: 'This is she.'
DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'
Sarah: 'No.'
DJ: 'Good!'
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'
Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'
DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'
DJ: 'What time?'
Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'
DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'
Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'
DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect is manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'
Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'Where did you have it?'
Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'
Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'
DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Well...'
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
Sarah: 'Up the arse.....
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- Stoker XVIII
- 14
- Indlæg: 4479
- Tilmeldt: 13 okt 2009 22:03
- Mit fyr: Scotte 16kW V. 10, Blackstar semirens
- Areal: 200kvm+ 60kvm
- Brændsel: Træpiller
- Fremviser gerne i postnummer: 8830
- Dagligt forbrug: 30,8
- Årligt forbrug: 6 tons
- Geografisk sted: 8830 Tjele
- Har takket: 22 gange
- Blevet takket: 12 gange
- godsejeren
- Stoker XV
- 16
- Indlæg: 1201
- Tilmeldt: 22 sep 2007 21:11
- Mit fyr: Scotte blackstar 1016/V6.79
- Areal: 140
- Brændsel: Dan pellets first class 6mm
- Fremviser gerne i postnummer: 9700
- Årligt forbrug: 6 tons /6mm
- Geografisk sted: brønderslev / lærkegaarden / 9700
- Har takket: 35 gange
- Blevet takket: 57 gange
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Ha ha ja for dælen er go
Jens overfyrmester på godset
scotte bs1016 med semirens sommerherd og V6.79 sat i drift 13/8-2013 kl.16.10.
P=3.5 i=0.17 blæser 13-18-23 rens 10-4-30 røgtemp 70* Skakttemp 40-45* Vvbtemp 55* kedeltemp 66* shunttemp 55* snegl 585 gram trevejsventil rumtermostat http://mhes.dk
scotte bs1016 med semirens sommerherd og V6.79 sat i drift 13/8-2013 kl.16.10.
P=3.5 i=0.17 blæser 13-18-23 rens 10-4-30 røgtemp 70* Skakttemp 40-45* Vvbtemp 55* kedeltemp 66* shunttemp 55* snegl 585 gram trevejsventil rumtermostat http://mhes.dk
- Emborg41
- Stoker IX
- 16
- Indlæg: 355
- Tilmeldt: 29 apr 2008 13:56
- Mit fyr: Scotte på Opop kedel + Solvarme
- Areal: 230 + kælder
- Brændsel: piller
- Fremviser gerne i postnummer: 9300
- Årligt forbrug: ca. 7 Tons
- Geografisk sted: Nordjylland
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Ud fra vedhæftede beskrivelse vil jeg ikke anbefale et sikkerhedsamatur fra DVcenter
Peter
Peter
Fyrdata: http://pillefyr.homeip.net/index.php
- ommy
- Stoker VI
- 12
- Indlæg: 248
- Tilmeldt: 22 okt 2011 17:05
- Mit fyr: Scotte min, 10kw, v13
- Areal: ca 135 i 2 etager
- Brændsel: træpiller 8mm
- Fremviser gerne i postnummer: 5464
- Årligt forbrug: 3.5t
- Geografisk sted: Brenderup Fyn
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Nej det vil nok være lidt dumtEmborg41 skrev:Ud fra vedhæftede beskrivelse vil jeg ikke anbefale et sikkerhedsamatur fra DVcenter
Peter